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Ingeborg | 19 | Norway

Disney, Harry Potter, The hunger games, Glee, Starkid, Doctor who, The vampire diaries, American horror story, Merlin, Misfits, Game of thrones, Awkward, Pretty little liars and Once upon a time.

Currently watching Supernatural.

Feel free to ask if you have any questions, or just want to talk :)

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tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there


phanishotonfire:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO
THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:
How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.
how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

I think the solution is to stay away from bodies of water

phanishotonfire:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO

THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND

AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:

How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.

how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

I think the solution is to stay away from bodies of water


the-potter-tardis:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

I ship it hard


crayolagron:


ispeakineloquently:


kvothetheraving:


benbarnesistheswanqueen:


 #so basically if you’re in your 5th or 7th year you’re screwed because you’re not going to get your OWLs or NEWTs LOL #but that’s okay I mean you’ll only be stuck with no qualifications for life #at least you’ll be happy for now seeing as you can start the rest of your life today - #and by rest of your life I mean the boring tedium that WILL be your life #working in a shop #living in a squalid flat #because you never got your NEWTs #because you couldn’t sit for them #because I cancelled them LOL #Dumbledore out bitches #ruining lives since 1881  


#the OWLs and the NEWTs were under the ministry of magic and they happen earlier in the year #they have nothing to do with the school’s exams #they’re like the SATs or the AP tests #if your school decided to cancel your final exams for some reason THE SATS WOULD STILL HAPPEN (via coffeeandcheesecake)


We take Harry Potter very seriously here

crayolagron:

ispeakineloquently:

kvothetheraving:

benbarnesistheswanqueen:

#the OWLs and the NEWTs were under the ministry of magic and they happen earlier in the year #they have nothing to do with the school’s exams #they’re like the SATs or the AP tests #if your school decided to cancel your final exams for some reason THE SATS WOULD STILL HAPPEN (via coffeeandcheesecake)

We take Harry Potter very seriously here

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my-name-is-long:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

Obama fact #152793 my conservative parents didn’t tell me

my-name-is-long:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

Obama fact #152793 my conservative parents didn’t tell me



stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate


alexandraelle:

useless-citizen:

breaks my heart more than anything

this make me sad. sending love.

alexandraelle:

useless-citizen:

breaks my heart more than anything

this make me sad. sending love.


generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me


cheezus-crispo:

we call this “american mulan” in my home